Have you ever paused for a minute to ponder the unwritten rules of friendship and dressing up etiquette? Brace yourself, as we dive into a hilarious yet thought-provoking debate on the dynamics of being the 'dressy' friend, out-dressing the birthday girl and the audacity of bringing your own props to a friend's birthday party.
In a twist of events, we explore the bold move of bringing your own flowers to someone else's birthday party for a photo shoot. Is this just harmless fun or a step too far? You won't want to miss our perspectives on these social conundrums. So, join us on this roller-coaster ride of fashion, friendship and faux pas as we laugh, ponder, and maybe even reconsider your next outfit to a friend's birthday party.
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Speaker 1:
Just asking questions, you know, do you? Do you relate? I'm the dressy friend, yes, I'm the girly friend. I'm the one that if we go out to eat, I'm probably the only one that God heals and makeup on. If you feel, as though, that I look better to you, then bitch come harder. Sorry, not the no, not even sorry. I'm not sorry, bitch, get over it. I feel like we're too grown for that. You know about the see here and text me and say, oh, I think you look better than me on my birthday. That sounds like some insecurities.
Speaker 1:
Sounds like a fucking personal problem, yes, and they both look basic as hell. That's what made the shit even worse when I finally saw the damn pictures. The birthday girl had only basic ass orange dress. Who was not gonna look better than that?
Speaker 2:
From like she in, or something From Fashion Nova, or something. Fashion was from Charlotte.
Speaker 1:
I'm about to say it was from Rainbow. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:
The show is still on. It wasn't too weird to address that Right show was still on, but screaming.
Speaker 1:
It was from BC. It was from BC beat.
Speaker 2:
No, I can't even know BC beat was that girl that month. It was from that, that's it. It was from Dollar General. Five, seven, nine, Five, nine Yo it wasn't too hard to address that.
Speaker 1:
If you're a grown-up why would that go? Like that. Maybe they doing it for clout, Since that's such a word. Now everything's happening for clout.
Speaker 2:
For clout, or maybe it was a real situation and she genuinely felt like, hey, like you could have toned it down for me.
Speaker 1:
Girl.
Speaker 2:
She just said but why did you bring it to the?
Speaker 1:
internet Step your pussy. That was meant for the group chat. I love Mm Like the friend who put it out there on the internet saying I can't believe my friend said this to me. That was for the group chat. Like do y'all see this bitch? Is she crazy? Do you want to put that on the internet?
Speaker 2:
I don't know. Everything is for the internet now. So, now that it's on the internet, we got a debate about it. Because did she or did she not outdress her fray on her birthday?
Speaker 1:
You know, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:
Y'all ain't think about that, huh.
Speaker 1:
I mean, maybe that's just how her friend dresses and she just don't dress that bad. Yeah, now I feel like that's the only time where you could be looking at a friend a little sideways. If you, the little cute around the way girl, you know, you wear your dunce and your jeans and a cute little graphic tee and that's what you do. But then my birthday, come around, bitch, you want to wear a ball gown. What we do, what we do, what's up, okay, like, but even still, yes, bitch, put your best on, but please don't come around me looking the mess, because it'll be the opposite for me. Now, bitch, why did you wear that outfit? You're looking the mess? Now what are you doing? Let's go home real quick. I still got 45 minutes. Let's go home real quick, cause no.
Speaker 2:
I feel like the birthday girl. She didn't do her big one. First of all, they was going to the cheesecake.
Speaker 1:
You didn't do your big one sis.
Speaker 2:
Sorry that was easily outdressable. They were going and unfortunately your friend outdressed you To the factory with the cheesecakes. They have good salad. And it was a basic, all right. It might've been named brand, it was Montlère or whatever.
Speaker 1:
All right, that was a basic ass jumpsuit, though they both look like they got that outfit from Eternity Fashions.
Speaker 2:
So just if it's a birthday, do your big one.
Speaker 1:
I'm trying to look at you.
Speaker 2:
I never had somebody on my birthday outdressed me and my friends put that shit the fuck on and I'm going to expect them to put that shit the fuck on. So for my birthday I'm going all out Like I went sparkles, glitter, bring the ponies, like.
Speaker 1:
I want to come in.
Speaker 2:
Let me up in y'all On a like, fly me in my beer and say and land me on the fucking table, bitch, Sure. I practice that shit at home Like if you just scream down for your birthday.
Speaker 1:
That's a you problem. That's a you problem. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
So your friends? Just simple, that was very simple. She could award that to anything high school graduation.
Speaker 1:
To the Chinese buffet. Cuz bitch. What happened? Look like he was one to the whole country buffet. Leave me the fuck along with the dumb shit. Maybe she didn't get the memo for her birthday party? Oh my god, did you forget? I just feel like if you confident within yourself, you're not gonna worry about what other people got on. Your friend look great. Your friend should look great and you have your friend right and you look great too, so why should you worry?
Speaker 1:
if this bitch looks a better than you, step it up next. So wait.
Speaker 2:
All right, let me just add a little Razzle dazzle, because I heard after the fact of the story that the friend brought the her own roses To take pictures with so what bitches a picture.
Speaker 1:
Why you can't find out flowers I'm gonna fuck my god's here. Why the fuck doesn't matter to you. You upset, I fly with bitch. You want to hold them so you can take your own picture, like what is the?
Speaker 2:
no, if it's not your birthday, why you bring? Because?
Speaker 1:
I take it in picture with some flowers in my hand. What does that matter what day it is? Happy birthday, bitch. I want my picture Back at the fuck up because exactly no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, alright everything was cool until I was like alright, she brought her home flowers.
Speaker 2:
Oh, I can bring my own flowers. You ain't gonna bring your flowers to my birthday and take a whole photo have a whole photo shoot.
Speaker 1:
That's wrong. Oh, no bitch wrong, because if I'm looking good, I'm taking a picture. I'm give a fuck who's there it is, so I'll take your pictures.
Speaker 2:
You look great, snap 54 days in the year and you choose the 365th day that is my birthday to bring flowers. They have a photo shoot.
Speaker 1:
Is this not a event where we all look great and we're celebrating something? Why does it matter who got the flower?
Speaker 2:
We celebrate in me this yes and happy birthday.
Speaker 1:
And we went to this right and yeah. I bring a no flowers to my birthday for you to have a photo shoot. Okay, flowers, the shit look dumb don't matter the shit.
Speaker 2:
Look dumb who cares. No, no, do your thing. The flowers out of line.
Speaker 1:
Because we did the flowers represent. That is so. It's so deep that somebody else had flowers in that line. It's like giving your friend their flowers, you know.