(Live) Medium Ghetto Would You Rather FT Kevin and Jarrett

Would you dare to lay bare the secrets of your finances or the intricacies of your love life? How about choosing between being pursued by the police or a serial killer? Buckle up, because this episode's wild ride of "Would You Rather" scenarios isn't for the faint-hearted! We're pushing boundaries and testing friendships as we delve into the absurd, the laughable, and the downright weird. Our special guest Kevin adds extra spice to our discussions, bringing intriguing perspectives on everything from extraterrestrials to infidelity.

We know your tastes run to the eccentric, and we're not about to disappoint you. Get ready for a deep dive into the fantastical as we trade earthly senses for otherworldly experiences, grapple with the contradiction of wealth versus purity, and debate between historical royalty and contemporary peasantry. It's a whirlwind of philosophical musings, touching on the crazy, the controversial, and the comical. And we don't stop there. Fasten your seatbelts for a headfirst plunge into a smorgasbord of the bizarre. No topic is off-limits - from sleeping arrangements with stray dogs, to reckless driving, to the unique choice of being half fish or half pigeon.

Did we mention we're also not shy about the raunchy and risqué? Yes, we go there, too. Whether it's musing on the prospect of being hit on by someone two decades your senior, or debating whether neon green is preferable to neon orange for a year-long fashion statement, we're keeping the laughs coming. We even venture into the realm of food peculiarities, veganism and the chicken overdose epiphany. Straddle the fine line between hilarity and absurdity with us, and come ready to laugh, ponder, and question everything you thought you knew about "Would You Rather" games.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:25

Fuck your your frames. Yo yo yo. What's up with y'all? It's your boy, jamar. So we about to start this this live. I'm about to play the intro. We got my boy Kid kid. We got my boy jerk. And we about to play medium, get it. Would you rather got some crazy as questions that ask them? It's gonna be a good ass time.

Speaker 1: 0:46

Watch the discussion. I'm about to play that entry track. If you're listening to the audio, you want her to shit like twice. So Enjoy it's medium. Get a one teller to her conversation.

Speaker 1: 1:02

So once you come, hang with the game relatable topics, from coming up to the nonsense that all come along with these games. I'm trust in Sir Chabin. We cover it all in what left us or what you come, grab you a seat also. Oh, you know that we medium get a when nothing can even compete. Yeah, and we are back. We black, we excited. Um, don't we're dropping up to like I've seen ever. Y'all. Both got baby moms. Now Life has changed. I'm sorry, I just run all in there's like yo bro, you single, but I just fucked that up for y'all. But that means it. You're off the market. Yeah, so you actually y'all together. That's awesome, congratulations, congratulations. Baby mom together with his miss well, that's a major girlfriend and now I'm gonna go there. But Kevin came in here. We employed the handicapped. Yeah, he came here. You got the crush behind me trying to get me rude. My nigga, look like the ball. The board is about to ask for a pee and screwed like fuck that pee. Yeah, yeah, that's true. But thank y'all guys for listening. We're gonna be playing with your wrath, all right?

Speaker 1: 2:18

First, would you rather question every place? The wildest question you we get asked would you have the police Hunting you down for a crime you didn't commit, or a serial killer actually hunting you? That I Mute, it's a killer. Honestly, why, cuz like, you come from the police but you can't run for the police, you know you later they don't get you eventually. Then we a and it's a lot of them all over the world, but it's a killer, you know. I killed you because there's one person. Well, like Jason, he's still one person. I mean, he's gonna get you, they still get you, but I don't know how you be walking in shit. You gonna try to escape. No, see, like see, that's my best at police car or or nigga, a serial killer walking.

Speaker 1: 3:08

Yeah, that man don't walk at the goal screen. He all Is there you got. Yeah, we're right, yeah, I'll take you, sir, you know what? Our straight to police station. They got two people that kill blacks.

Speaker 1: 3:39

Yeah, I wouldn't do the cops because like what are they trying to give you? Like a rape charge or some shit? And like that's crazy shit, like some type of what, some weird felony? To go out there. You go out there, I think, like you know, living, being our Kelly, but broke. But you know we, but he got, still got some, some price, still got a little bit crazy. Oh, it's residuals, all that shit, that's it. They try and get my, try and get my main money back. I, he's not my man, guys, I'm not support or Kelly, I'm just saying so, not there you go Allotting.

Speaker 1: 4:20

I was made our Kelly, like this probably, especially like the Gen Z, y'all was made the R Kelly. Y'all should thank him, y'all should see him. Letters like see my man's in. That Jones thing is first commentary. So like he Just let you know, so many persons have nice TV. You see, got cable. I, little Bill Kyle be watching what? Bill Kyle's blind, so it's not watches. Fuck, he can't sit, damn me, can't see it coming. You're talking me when you let's get it.

Speaker 1: 4:49

I thought, would you rather people knew all the details of your finance or the details of your love, like I Would say Guys, tune in with a message if you want to. What is that? I don't know. Maybe I am. This is a. Yeah I, that's a crack. Should I be a talker cover right here? Yeah, that's one.

Speaker 1: 5:21

Would you rather get shot or stay? Oh, I need it stab. I feel like shot because that's that's, that's a ricochet, your bones, though. No, I got both. I'm fucking on the hood from the day in Scott. You want to the wrong place, brother, I lived at the death. The gun race, sid, this my man with the gun range. You guys, some hoods and some clothes should be Dean's gun ranges. I've been stabbed. I've never been shot. Yeah, I'm a stab. I really get shot. It's straight to it. You feel it Sharp. You don't feel good knife, you get stabbed. That shit hurts. Yeah, yeah, that's my drip up, that's all. It pop right over skin. Pop right over. All right, but right.

Speaker 1: 6:23

Would you graphifying true love? Or when the lottery next year? One ladder, I Mean you guys Already got girl. We're gonna play fair because I want to be right until I say show the water, remember that time. You give me that police station. Yo, so all right.

Speaker 1: 6:59

So you saying a lottery? Yeah, I want to learn to man, I would definitely love the lottery next year. Every cool, because I think about it. Live, that's cool. No, I Know I want millions of dollars. I'd be straight. I Can't do yet millions, but I'm really on mom's that. She good woman, like Two things you done, carousel. I got another question. Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1: 7:27

Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts, or for everyone you know to have access to your history? Hmm, they're both, both All right. Nah, that's not. You got a pond rough.

Speaker 1: 7:40

Yeah, the internet history. You know I die guys. I'm assuming my will to burn my interest and burn my computer, my internet history, part of internet. All the evil is shit. You know I like to. Oh, yeah, what was it? Was the know your thoughts, ever. Everyone know your thoughts, or the Access to your internet. Access to your internet history is crazy how far you know it. That's a, let's say, since that shit came up. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, when I put that shit in the phone, just instinctually I don't think about it and I mean I'm thinking Yo, you ever be like trying to be a gentleman on a date and you Sit in your mind like yo, I love your hair, would you like? Yeah, oh, creepy, no time in. Like yo, I can hear your thoughts from Now I probably do in history, man, just let me know.

Speaker 1: 9:00

Oh, we all, literally I have a public statement. Apologize. Listen. You said me as I am, you for me, exactly, girls can be acceptable. They are me can be accepted for all the big blue Latinos, we both. If I want to see some of your butter and milk over this, what do you think? Some weird shit. I'm actually saying thank God, what we like you had the uh, yeah, the bus stop and like my man got some tight ass families inside issue. I Hear what she said Just go in comedy that I'm coming to move down work. Oh, yeah, I'll say it was her now. But sometimes we're like this is my phone, I do what I want. Well, shit, this is a good one.

Speaker 1: 9:58

Would you rather have universal respect or, you know, unlimited power? Universal respect or unlimited power? Universal respect or unlimited life. You go like L E N C, you and shit. They dad me like right off a bit shit, like around the whole universe. You got respect. See, now we put it like that. I guess I would go like that, because the whole power shit, if they come here they want that meal, they won't kill my ass. I got good the other, but it's a limited power though. So, you know, I think he probably me power over human, it's not them. He probably got some shit that I don't know. But unlimited is unlimited. Yeah, like you really could use that.

Speaker 1: 10:34

Take a world, but like universal, pop, billion, but universal, be kind of those. Yeah, like anything, just anywhere. They know you know I'm, you know imagining like aliens talk to you, like the cholos and shit. I Think you pull up in these spaces and they just Subbrow fucking spaces. So what y'all saying no, that they got a, respect you. But they damn sure you know what my universal power, I mean respect.

Speaker 1: 11:24

She said your questions are not Yo, we're not asked yo. Alright, we'll send some questions. Send us a question. Yes, what a senator would you rather? I'm next question what you write those are, I say, is the young lady who said that it's kind of crazy. So she says the crazy shit we got answered up. Any crazy Jones. We got an answer. Send them on like this is a lie. It's gonna be on my audio.

Speaker 1: 12:22

I Can't do the heat, not do the free man. Shit, cold and shit. How the fuck? Yeah, much up, that's what. That's what blank is to be an ass. Lick of this for right.

Speaker 1: 12:34

It can't be that I think you're gonna give up our journals or your five sentences, five senses. Yeah, I rather give up my five senses over my general. Yeah, I don't need to see. Oh, oh, we can't feel. See, it's not an experience. No, but general. My shit will be as strong as a bug bunny in that joke. You won't be a Bad. My fingers gonna be stronger. Shit, the. Oh, you think it's no Bad that you really are about to give up all our senses for sex. I mean, he shouldn't be so good. I was born with this motherfucker. I'm a dollar this month, not no clinic trouble though. Yeah, what'd you say right there I'm lying? Yep, all five Go, but I don't know.

Speaker 1: 13:58

Part of my, my, my man and my manhood is saying real, what about me? But my brain actually saying nigga, you know damn well. Do they leave something? Can I fuck with a nut? Or? Hmm, she said, would you rather be poor? And I'm being homeless, poor or Impolite and you could never get rich. Impure man, you can never get rich, bro. I'd rather be a bum, like all these niggas, homeless, and they getting they facts. I'll be a bum, nigga I'll be, I'll be living in my mom, well, somebody else, mom for it. Fuck, you know. And yeah, you know, that's actually a relationship type right there, being a homeless, you know you broke his fuck depending on your girl. Yeah, some girls like that too. Yeah, but I think we would survive better.

Speaker 1: 14:53

Stupid though Something about that. They still cheat. No, I remember say how do you cheat if you ain't gonna know where to go after? Bro, you can't have a time chair when you cheat, like that says like having a time chair. She, honestly, would you rather be able to taste or not be able to see colors, colors. Well, my boss don't see color and she ain't got no face. He said you're on the Silly. I mean, you can't enjoy food if you can't taste. Here you might be checking I'm. I'm skinny, but I'm a foodie. No, I rather. I rather here. What was it? I don't give up what she said.

Speaker 1: 15:33

Would you write first when going to order? Would you rather Be poorer or homeless, oh, and I mean homeless, poor, impure, and you can never get rich. Man, I'd rather be homeless, poor, yeah, but then, oh, improved, and I'd rather be homeless, poor and never, but it never get rich, because apparently don't you come up. Yeah, like you know it's pretty. Come up, you know how I'm. Maybe, like you know, you go to the farm. She came to her car, oh, uh.

Speaker 1: 16:03

I definitely would also say would you rather lose your hands or your sight? I'd rather lose my fucking sight. What, bro? I think about it when I look it down. I gotta see the ass go here. So I don't know, feel that shit, nigga, you never. You remember. Like, like tough and shit and like the blind in her eyes. I feel like a blind ass, mac or shit. I can see that shit, jiggo, I can feel a bite of brisket, so you can get away with that shit. Oh, my back. I mean, yeah, I think about not gonna imagine. Did you know? Imaginations happen. Sex, yeah, that's why you can get a venom off of like 30 seconds.

Speaker 1: 16:40

She said no, you can never get rich, so you have to always be poor. No, cheating, all right, never, you just never get into my job. Yeah, you're like add on, so you got. You gotta let the the the the marinate right there. You gotta let the question marinate, damn. He said would you rather be poor I mean homeless poor or impudently, you can never get rich. I'd rather be poor, yeah, because I could come up. Oh yeah, that's not my money, it's my girl money, and we know we all made it live that way already. Real shit, real shit, fuck up her credit all 2023. All right, wait, let me just. It's a good one, though.

Speaker 1: 17:17

Would you rather be royalty a thousand years ago or an average person today? So two thousand, a thousand and twenty-one? No, I always said this to anyone who know me. Always notice I swear. They didn't watch pussy back then. So I write they didn't watch Yo, who's the first person to realize they was funky? Like Good question the system. You're not about that fucking. Oh, I guess probably he was about to go down. Yeah, I hit the brown Some about this. Ain't advertising.

Speaker 1: 17:52

Rather be a regular person today. Yeah, right, I'm sorry. Yeah, it was a shade. She was probably looking like your beard man. I couldn't do it. I don't know. I mean y'all, y'all like the, I like a little air, I look a little, I look a little back. Yeah, look a little back, I look a little back. I look a little back. I look a little back. Yeah, a little piece, a little Hitler. There was a little Hitler over there and then you know it's cool. I don't like to find the cherry if I got a Clutch to the bombs Supposed to more of a pussy. Very treasure bro. We watch Star Wars when we we see what not too back on that.

Speaker 1: 18:34

Would you rather have a pause or rewind button in your life? So what a pause button or rewind button in your life? Like rewind, that shit still won't happen, kind of yeah, I rather have a pause. I rather have a pause because, like sometimes I I make moves without thinking like Are you ever getting mad? And you just snap before, yeah, man, you just snap before. But like that's you Pause? Yeah, hell, yeah, in a moment. Type joke, you're getting trouble for it. All right, I really been thinking about you all year, kevin. No homo pause, but um, you, just then you get in trouble For choking your girl out the bedroom.

Speaker 1: 19:14

Oh, the only difference I saw. I think I was like Is it gonna rest if a trucker out the bedroom? Then you get arrested for choking her out the bedroom. Then you get arrested for choking her out the bedroom. He's actually letting me be a lawyer. First of all, it was a convocating situation. You're I just so good, I just got my arm. It's you got you. I mean suffer, not lucky that you look like that's crazy. You ever get so mad you switch napping on this. Look at her. I thought you were using big words. I didn't think, I know. My brain started fucking bursting. What'd you say?

Speaker 1: 20:06

And Andrew said if you married out your race, that found out, though, he owned you. A great, great, great, great, great grandfather, would you say, or go. Well, obviously I was good for Shayana, because, I think, because he married out her race. And one time I went to go visit her and her man to get some shit and he was watching like a TV show and they were like testing out looks. I didn't feel welcome. That was a good one, but she owned my great, great, great, great great grandfather. She owned my ass. Mom's little stat. No, yeah, I'm gonna own my ass once I'm gonna go outside and race with it, because now, instead of just you're me fucking to be fucking, I'm tearing that shit.

Speaker 1: 20:45

I ain't just saying, would you rather be immortal and always in pain? And I ain't live above that shit. That shit was hundreds of years ago. But she said would you rather be immortal and always in pain or great health and die every day? Die every day? Is he coming back With great health? How the fuck am I done here today for that great health? I think he helped his definition of fighting disease and that type of pain like a little, because paper cuts definitely hurt. So, yeah, I'd definitely be immortal Because that pain. First of all, I'm already fucking pain. So, right, yeah, it's more fucking thought he was um who jumped over that car, the Wayne Way. Yeah, it's more fucking thought he was the Wayne Way trying to. Yeah, I didn't make it over that motherfucker. Where you going? I mean, how many of it over that motherfucker? She's getting. Like Kenny from South Park.

Speaker 1: 21:32

Oh, like cancer. Oh, I'll die every day. I see an S&P person in my grandma. I'm good, I'll die every day. Yeah, I be good with dying every day. I'm like yo, bro, what you did there? Yeah, I went to hell here. I did my day with death.

Speaker 1: 21:44

How do you think I would die if I died every day? Like what kind of situation is it Now? Hold on, it's a finger cancer. Like you think you would die every day. If you died, so like you could come back like every day. Like add me back to it.

Speaker 1: 21:57

She said like dying by the most random stuff? Yeah, you talking about gay and gay. Like, if you died, you coming back the next day and dying yeah, I fucking did, died every day. You talking about a hit by a truck full of clowns On scooters, with fucking a sex, with fucking a seals Following them at the back? Damn, that's crazy. I'm gonna tell it to the bar. Imagine, like yo, babe, I'm probably gonna die tonight. I'm definitely gonna die tonight. But I thought it was you tomorrow. Yeah, I was like bitch, what? At that point you can't even be scared of death. You just gotta try new shit. Like how can I make this happen? I'll be a freaky bull. I'm gonna die this time, anything I do, I'm gonna do everything. You're a freaky little bitch. Watch your motherfucking back.

Speaker 1: 22:44

Alright, guys, would you rather walk to work and Hills, or drive to work and reverse Reverse? I could parallel park like a motherfucker. I'm not wearing heels. I'm not wearing heels, not wearing heels. I ain't going out like that. Bro, these are the only things I can do, and I know Tonya Ward is in the world For me to wear something like that. Man, how far you live from your house? Oh yeah, that's how I get it. What would be like 30 minutes from you To like Was it 30 minutes drive from you? 30 minutes drive If I could parallel park like a motherfucker? 30 minutes drive. They should never, ever, turn off my mother, whatever Driver's license. If I didn't make it there, they gone, wretched and Fuck that. $38. 30 fucking 4 year Yo. I got to the time I went to Ocean City and I was drunk as shit and then I was drinking, driving. That the Clintons disclaimer is not us.

Speaker 1: 23:41

Angel said would you rather never Get some cooch or you'll get something Never you think about it. But it's stank, I'll get it. Stanky Dude, I'm going to have to bust that thing Down, bad, I mean, let's be honest. Every dude that has some stanky Coochie. You know that stanky Boy, you ain't ever that wolf come up on you. Everyone came for wrecking. No, I'm you talking about like a pop. Sometimes it pops, sometimes it starts. Nah, like this shit fadonky. Like she smell, like she cannot Watch this stuff. But I need to take An instant in her butt. Maybe you might love that shit. Whole time she did like COVID man, throw the face mask on you, man, what you mean? Face mask on, spray that y'all down. No, you smell like B-Word. This stank outside I don't even know.

Speaker 1: 24:36

She always said if you rather live the rest of your life With an eyelash stuck in your eye or a splinter, that ain't convenient as hell. I'm splintering on that bag, splinter I'll die. Would you rather live the rest of your life? Would you rather live the rest of your life With an eyelash stuck in your eye or a splinter in your thumb, or a rest of your life Splinter in your thumb? First off, I did the eyelash Thing like I drive and that shit. Fuck me up. I'm lying, I'm sorry. Turn up fucking, crash every fucking day. Who said that?

Speaker 1: 25:20

Would you rather date a girl with no hands and or no feet? I think that's the deciding factor in males Is that, as is the aspect of my new. My new thing is still you see, just uses the asses as an edges. I don't think I have dead. I rather I would have female that had no feet. Denon is true, because fuck the feet. I would call it petty. Don't pay me a pay pay Carter. Oh yeah, she can't run away from me. I miss you and never walking on my leg. I'm a carl out your life.

Speaker 1: 26:02

Your mom, yeah, did you have another one there? Listen, I say, fine, I'm the same one. I, yeah, man, good enough with your rabbit walking on your parents or have them walking on you walking on me. I didn't boost that shit over. Fucking that shit fucked up what. My pop walked in on me, I walked in on my. My mom walked in on me, I walked in on my. You had a double side. Yeah, my mom overhypes me. My mom overhypes the fuck out of my sex life money. She think I get all the bitches. I'm just like dang, I ain't no. But, um, you remember that time. I don't talk about that time, never mind, I don't like. You know, bring it, you're not. My left foot boot came out. A lot of shit in the world, that's an episode. So, bro, you left a bookhead. Your boots was tied up so fucking high.

Speaker 1: 27:09

No, remember his, uh, his morning phase. Oh man, bro, I used to any crazy. I need the drug traffic. I was a Mormon, I went to the Marines, I was married, I got divorced. I had a whole phase all in the same year, amazing. Well, jesus and drugs Used to come to my house with the tightest button that I'm talking about.

Speaker 1: 27:42

Tight, yo, that's crazy. I need to sell more drugs. I'm Jesus, yo, I'm my mom. Drugs for Jesus. Yeah, there you go. Oh, that's insane. That's my mom set me up cuz she was giving them envelopes and I would give it to everybody. And then I found I know that. And then you know it's people Bruce Lee, one inch punch you in the chest, or Mike Tyson bite you here. Oh shit, you fucked out of the way. Honestly, I don't know. Mike Tyson bite in my ear, that's all gay. I'll take the punch. I'm not saying they're wrong. Being gave them sound not gay, but I want another man. I'll take the one. Is he gon bite your Gray? It's all about your area. We know how close we gotta get.

Speaker 1: 28:41

I'm gonna be able to leave the house or never be able to drop. Never be able to leave the house or never be able to drop. I would never be able to drive. First of all, I was on house arrest and it was the worst fucking thing ever. So I'd rather be able to drive For good for bad children.

Speaker 1: 29:11

Hey, joe also said would you rather be locked in a pack, locked in with a pack of wolves or a cage full of gorillas? First of all, the gorilla is no guarantee that the gorilla's gonna beat on you. Yeah, like also, I'm a vegan, I'm a vegetarian, I eat bananas. I feel like me and the gorillas would be one. Like they're biologists and they try this. Yeah, but the wolves they be like they gon fuck me up. Y'all really pushing the stereotype of Blacks and monkeys, but the wolves gonna be like my bad for y'all. The wolves gonna be like we ain't gonna jump. Y'all be in the cage. I'm be in the cage and they gonna be like we're not gonna jump. You can come out. No, they're already gonna jump me. I'm stuck on the back, I'm dead.

Speaker 1: 29:56

But you gotta really think about that, though Gorillas ain't really hostile creatures. They just tear towards. Fuck. I mean, why don't you back down? They cool? What was they gonna fuck you up? And if a gorilla can accept a white man like Tarzan, enjoy the jungle and shit. We did it. The wolves are savages. They gon bite you. They gon fuck you up anyway. They gon be like we hungry Wolves is the niggas that will turn you in for extra money because they couldn't buy a birth for sandwich. They will do anything to feed their hunger. I don't fuck them up. Why not, roosa? I got a question for the white folks.

Speaker 1: 30:37

Would you rather sleep in a dog house or let stray dogs sleep in your house? Don't fuck them up. Anyway, yo fuck you up. She said no, what is they said? But I think, gorilla, make your neck twist like an owl. I'll make your neck twist like an owl. They get fucking bit up mercilessly. Real shit, as quick. I'm not gonna fuck you up. Would you rather live in a dog house or sleep in a bed with stray dogs? That means please biting on your ass as you try to sleep. Is it your dog house? Like your dog, I'd rather sleep in my dog's house because they gon be no pleasing them all for it. That's true. Most of my habits are clean. Yeah, I would do that. I'm not gonna be in a stray dog. That's my habit every night and they ain't gonna get into them. They friendly. You try to sleep. Never on your fucking ankle, my tussle, it's all bad.

Speaker 1: 31:43

Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or forgotten completely after you die? Oh shit, I was not. I was like, before we start talking, we didn't ask, as you know, damn, would you rather be in history books before something terrible, or forgotten completely after you die? Damn, I mean honestly, I'm dead. So, like, don't fucking remember me, dude, I'm gonna be fucking fucking dead, I'm gonna die. I mean, at that point I'm not gonna do it, man, because you did already. You gonna be forgotten. You gonna be remembered. No, like, let's say, you get a picture. Yeah, let's say you got a Jamaican 15 year old kid. They got that picture with the police. So they gonna be like, oh, you remember Jamaican. I mean, fuck that. I don't know why. I say fuck me. Oh yeah, I mean you get a little high. So there was a right. He was taking it all over.

Speaker 1: 32:53

I ain't just saying would you rather work in a graveyard for a hundred an hour or a more, or what, or more? I'm working a graveyard, I do more. First of all, if it's a hood graveyard, I feel like I get robbed by. Like, it's just, you know what I mean. Like, fuck you. You gonna call him. No worse, you know, if you like, get in a chair and it'd be like he was giving it around. Yeah, it's like a random encounter. Like shit, random encounter. Man, I'm working graveyard.

Speaker 1: 33:29

I gotta make sure, bro, what if they, like the zombies, come out of the ground and look at you? Fuck them? Zombies, they got a dick through the casket. You're gonna raise the zombies. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah, graveyard shift.

Speaker 1: 33:45

Using your logic, if the zombies wasn't coming, you'd be fucked faster in the morning, because All they gotta do is get out the fucking free Anything naked. Think about it, though. If I'm in a graveyard, I don't really gotta do work in the morning. You gotta do work, that's true. They might got cameras and you gonna be sitting on your phone and shit. Why is my mom not buried yet? I'll miss you right there. That's what she said.

Speaker 1: 34:13

I'll be scared as fuck, because you know what my thing is. If you like trying to kill me and you ain't got no clothes on, you like a naked nigga. I'm scared. I'm more scared of a naked nigga that can kill me with his bare hands and a nigga with a gun with clothes on, definitely, but I doubt it, because if I fight you off to get the gun, I feel more safe than fighting a naked. Nigga, I'm not even gonna, I'm not gonna hold it. This man is naked. What is this true intention? He got really just trying to fight you. If something's going on, you can't even focus on the gun. He's fucking around shooting you. That's what we're worried about. What is this man's true intention?

Speaker 1: 34:59

Alright, would you rather confess to cheating on your partner or catch your partner cheating on you? I'd rather tell him to go out and cheat. I can be honest, I can't. I wouldn't be able to cheat. I'm about to Darren, as, basically, sam, would you rather cheater, be cheated on? That? Mean, if you cheat on her Cuz, I walk in and I leave. I'm a cry the car. But if I do it, I can't look at the face. So it's like Damn. It's like do you love this person? That you means oh yeah, do you love her? I Don't love it. I'm emotionally distant. Um, let me see, say yes or no. Yeah, I think yes. Oh, yeah, I love her. Oh, damn, thank you, I'm proud. Yeah, I mean big. Yeah, I'm a car, I'm being there. I ain't gonna lie, I'm crying, I'm gonna tear up a little bit. It depends on the tear up if you do it for this and that I did on her. It ain't no coming back from that if she doing that new shit that you told her. Yeah, bro, that's gonna hurt me. Yeah, I'll hurt me too. No, I get her mid-jolt, I'll be done. I'm gonna party yo moments. Who that's? It will turn different. Oh, no, I can't do it. No, I'm not fighting over.

Speaker 1: 36:38

Make a naked and would you get hit on by? Would you rather get on somebody 20 years older than you or it's 20 years younger than you? 20 years younger than me will be eight. Yes, so we would be. Yes, so 20 years jail. Yeah, yeah, that would. That older lady would have eaten her life too.

Speaker 1: 37:00

Whole time I have a fantasy. It's like wait, she can't even build. No, I'll choose her man. Yeah, if somebody mind watching. And don't you want to smash this, I want to smash your romance. Life is over.

Speaker 1: 37:44

I see in them pictures, she said would you rather have a girl with big eyeball or big teeth? Big teeth, she look great pictures. You, haha, Show the fuck, I'm gonna ring out of that. I didn't look at Rom. You ready, you're gonna do dumb action. Bro, come action. I ain't letting that go. What you got. Something else she said would you rather give up your booty where your mom, like my mom, like you, made me baby. I love you. I can't do.

Speaker 1: 38:43

I told my friend I can't be gay man, I'm, I'm, I'm not submissive man. Wait, oh, you sold your friend. You can't be gay. So is he trying to be gay? I'm not submissive man. He's like I can't do it, I'm not, I'm not submissive. No, it's just be friends, what's just be man.

Speaker 1: 39:34

All right, what else y'all got? Hey yo, that's insane. Well, I guess that is when we was talking about getting robbed in the cemetery, shit, oh yeah, they talk about magic in tea bag while during the robbery, oh what, I'm tweaking the fuck. You're right, you're right, I got Rob Naked. Yeah, yeah, just a little bit. Yeah, oh yo, what's that? Is it east side bro? He was trying to like do some fucking, some hot head ninja shit. And he got pistol up and told him to take his clothes off and walk home.

Speaker 1: 40:11

It's exposing me. I don't know. I know his brother, so, so it's, everybody knows. You know, everybody knows him, but they don't know him as my brother. I like that. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Yeah, I would have exposed more man. I remember that. Nah, I ain't gonna say that shit. A lot of shit happened on these songs. Why, man, that shit got trenchers over there. Thank you, it ain't been that way in a minute. It was cold summers over there.

Speaker 1: 40:40

John, would you rather wear nothing but neon, orange or neon green for an entire year? Yeah, orange or neon green, which one would you rather wear for an entire year? Damn, they both love it. I don't like a lot of color Green, I guess neon green. Nah, I'll go orange. That wasn't a, I'd say I'd dare to be different. I'm a blonde.

Speaker 1: 41:00

She said would you rather be allergic to kooch or money? Well, yeah, why would that be broke? Why can't we have both? Why can't we give vision? You can never have both.

Speaker 1: 41:10

First of all, all money is digital. So allergic to the picture of money, can't be allergic to my cash. I feel like, as long as they make like little medicine that you could take phylogies, you'd be probably Vanjo, love and cat. You get some pussy like hold up bitch. Let me pop this, john. Give me like five minutes. Let this Benadryl kick in. There you go. Then you just cook her shit like it ain't even like a blue chew or something. Dang Fuck that. I'm seeing her hurt back. Can I have a drink? It's all over the shit.

Speaker 1: 41:41

I ain't just saying would you rather know Jamar or not know Jamar? I would rather know. Damn, how long has it been? Damn, over 20 years. Damn. What Met the smartphone? Yeah, big six. Yeah, my mom just moved us to Daniel Scott.

Speaker 1: 41:55

First day I left off the house, I met Kevin. Then Kevin introduced me to the new girl. Oh right, damn, that's cool. That's how far back we go, like we went so far back. It's like my airline. I'm bald Shit.

Speaker 1: 42:07

So not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. You would pick booty? No, the fuck, I would. What she said? Would you rather eat booty, or or feet, after they've been walking around barefoot all day? Oh, damn man, I would definitely eat the feet. I don't know how you know. So what he booty like? That's my casserole. I'm not going to lie, marcus, you a freaky head, fuck.

Speaker 1: 42:39

No, her friend came in a crib with the dude mind you sure he got on flip-flops. Bro, she sits on the couch. Do take the flip-flops off and just start eating, just waking the salt and pepper off a shit. Yeah, I'm talking a shot. I look so real. I see the shit, my face. I couldn't even. I couldn't even dig that shit bro. I see him cleaning his bitch's feet. I see you know how he walk around. You get a little that little madder on dirt on your ship. You all five. He was cleaning that shit off a fucking feet. He took my year from next. Yeah, you nasty bitch. That's fucking disgusting. No, she just had flip-flops on. She was an ass nigga. She probably kicked the rat. She was giggling, that shit. He was alive and smiling like, yes, so freakish. Oh, she said Mara already, kind of like the ones that people would have to have all at the trap house.

Speaker 1: 43:34

The firm was not me, I was not. I was not the friend. I grew up in a trap house. Fuck the reason. The trap house, my bed time. Old as fuck, not 915, right? What time is it? What we had in the podcast? We have 45 minutes. I don't fucking know, dude, where is that? It was because I was, I was, I was like, I was on the other, like we was in the crib chilling on a couch and they came in.

Speaker 1: 44:08

It sat on the other couch so long about that and he decided bro just Said, I'm looking to all that shit was playing. They were trying to force them. That's what that was. Oh, no, I was getting my, regardless, whatever the fuck they was going on. No, he was something. To those that was he was trying to say, of course I would get Me and me and bread would have been an edge on tweaking you for me, moving furniture in it. No, no, we will.

Speaker 1: 44:35

If I can say, would you rather be a cockroach, crackhead, crackhead me, give me Kids, don't get COVID, okay, it's gonna feel lonely, let's keep being you. I'm at a crackhead, right, if you want to stay on that for like 20 years for the kid, yeah, but for that last minute you should. As a cracker, you always Yo and crack it, correct, yo. I met a crack it right. His name was such and such, his top song 11 years ago. It's how you know, cracking is the top of. 11 years ago, before he did crack as well, he talked about he had a song called popcorn pimp and that shit was fucking fire. It's fuck. Let me see if I can play a job for you real quick. Let me go to this job speed. And I was out chill. My friend was eating lunch and you know it's chill. Do you know where it was? Just like my favorite crackhead died. Yeah, that was my miss. You should fix my car feels.

Speaker 1: 45:46

Any more package to 11 and 15, or a scrap or scraped poop from your ass weapon? Why, she said, would you scrub a sperm bank or scrape poop with your hands? Oh shit, that's crazy. I Mean you got, y'all got kids, so y'all did this already. Oh, oh yeah, I don't got no question I ain't doing nobody else's shit. No, it's a job. Damn. I Did a sperm ring.

Speaker 1: 46:22

Are we barehanded? Yes, on a sperm right bear handy, oh, both. Or bear headed with both cannot wipe ass. So bear handed wiping ass and sperm bank clean it. So no, no, we're not being handed with wiping this. Why you so okay with? I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1: 46:52

I feel like wiping sperm, the payment on Monday and wipe ass. Oh, that's nice. Oh, like you act like you may have a sperm in your body your whole life. Oh, that's my baby. You talk about mine, I'm. You had a sperm bank that's became internet.

Speaker 1: 47:19

I said they are glows. You gotta Get it done. That a glass, look. I quit. She said both. No, bro, but I'm insane. Clean up the crossfire, but that's what the fucking fridge of is, I imagine crawfire.

Speaker 1: 47:54

Can you know the question? Shit Not touching the bodies, kids, I'm not a babysitter, I'm okay, or shit. You know any other questions, guys? That's fucking insane. Any other questions? Any other questions? I Know that we were pressed every day, the clean life.

Speaker 1: 48:32

So why we go, why we walk up, you know how. We know you got it like really call out the town a got dairy. Why we walk away my mom house like it was fucking dairy and we just forgot everything. Well, I'll never, we never, walk the way. I mean. I'm sorry, yes, no, cuz you can eat beef. Oh rotten, oh damn. Yeah, I do my, I'll take my digits. That's a couple weeks. I can't do something. Pain, fucked up. That's a couple weeks. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to do the right one.

Speaker 1: 49:15

We say we want a bit of nails or a shattered glass. Bruh, I'm laying on the bed of nails. I'm doing a shattered glass. Fuck, that glass is gonna get stuck in your shit. Oh, yeah, especially if you lotion, does that's your mouth slide right? The fucking on glass. You can leave on that. Alright, it was Ripley, believe it or not, could lead on the bed of nails. The hand gets there, I mean, he was put the fuck up.

Speaker 1: 49:47

But, like ha, would you rather have tomorrow revive his rap career, or now, or what is it for what, or no? So I'm sorry to my right here. Would you rather have tomorrow revive his rap career? That's your day, bro. I never know about this. I'm in my 30s. Nobody gonna believe me. Yo, I'm gonna check my child. No, you gotta run. You sit up to. Yeah, that's not talking about this on tape, guys. Just like you know, I got some clips or some audio. Yeah, I had my test. Shit, I don't what the fuck was the rap. I forgot how. Oh, even I did the energy boots energy boots with yo, bro, that's that's.

Speaker 1: 50:30

It was a man. Oh, shit, that's you. I was like what, make 14 bro? Yeah, I'll make 14. I was the rapper since I was 14. I don't know about me, man, I was on the street. It's was the first time, thank you.

Speaker 1: 50:41

Hey, they just say would you rather eat a roast or a cat? God, pillar me, bro, pillar me. Yeah, I'll cut it in half, because anything over like two inches is gay. You would know that. Huh, what you say. You would know that. Huh, I mean, are you confirming it? Anything over two inches, are you confirming it? Oh, no, you tell me you. You know statistics of inches. Wait, that's not gonna do great, damn sure.

Speaker 1: 51:14

Quick, the first autistic rapper taking over the industry. Yo, your boyfriend's autistic. Yeah, I still love me, though Going crazy in the pussy, that's not you know what they pride. Autistic, yeah, I know I can't say that I'm gonna get hurt. Yeah, it can't call me not even that cancel culture. I'm like, oh, they can be like my man's. Oh, yeah, the drone popcorn. Yo, my man got a song right. Popcorn, real, play this shit for y'all before we end this shit. He'll be a deal Cracky.

Speaker 1: 51:43

I met when I was trying to eat vegan food and he was talking about his life. It's like say he won dance between us. First of all, my nigga never danced, he just took the money. He isn't even kidding me about aroundス Back. No, it's not. I think you see, popping, he's only popping, my nigga.

Speaker 1: 52:55

What about the crack? What, what's the crack? This is eleven years ago. He did crack. He had a video. Yeah, man, my nigga, he's all right, bro, show me the track.

Speaker 1: 53:11

I don't believe you, my man pulled out the door. I don't know. I fight, I fight for because you see races. What was he saying? He's like bro, it's something like you don't know him personally, I don't know Like it's the way he talked to black guy. Have you seen her? He's hurt. He never invited African guys up there. I've seen Thor talk to a black person. Man, listen, I'm, I'm just, I don't know that one guy with the one eye or some shit. There's a black eye in there. I forget. Oh shit, speaking of that, I don't see anything. I'd rather fight Zeus. Alright, thor, smack the thing. I'm gonna swing that motherfucker around. You're gonna break you.

Speaker 1: 54:12

She said would you rather be half fish or half pigeon? That's our last question. We have half a Damn. If you have the other body or lower body, I'd rather spit it. She's thinking on some little mermaid type shit. Yeah, like, if I get, if you think if we had fish you might be the other half. You know we can't go over our. So I'm up gonna initiate. Top half of fish, bottom half of the damn little way his legs were ugly. I'll take the picture. Fuck you. Do you get the wings? No, cuz, the bottom head, what that's the legs and the back tail. I'll take the picture. I take the picture. Yeah, alright, these little ass legs, who's that? I don't want to talk about it. Oh yeah, you, big as shit, that's some big shit Say that You're gonna have to get like a pump to pump that shit off his window.

Speaker 1: 55:16

Just go around eating fucking Taco Bell. Oh yeah, you're gonna get honey. Yo, I'm gonna have what is? I'm gonna have a honey and Taco Bell. Can I get you fucked up? I need eight chicken, excuse me, yeah, eight chicken. I need Chipotle. I need ice cream. I'm gonna be ready for my boy. I need some ice cream. That vegan shit you need definitely. Nah, that should actually help me. You know, I could clear you up, don't you? Yeah, I'm like I'm gonna be ice cream. See who? Ice cream.

Speaker 1: 55:48

I remember this motherfucker First term vegan. He was acting like his farts ain't stank. That's what they definitely didn't, bro, fuck that. Cuz you eat dead animals, you heat them up. Man, listen, listen, I don't lie. Last time you was chicken. Yeah, you know, I was like I bought, yes, my last day of being eating meat, eat meat. Oh, you benched that shit. I am over 100 pieces in one day. Get that one, that's it. Literally. Get that last shit out. You had, you had to do it for the culture. I had to do that shit, I ate at my job. And then the other black guy was like bro, he stopped acting. I told him Angel said you're not a real vegan if you eat cooch, that's eating meat.

Speaker 1: 56:28

That's not true.

Speaker 1: 56:32

I'm not a real vegan.

Speaker 1: 56:33

I'm not a real vegan.

Speaker 1: 56:35

I'm not a real vegan. I'm not a real vegan. If you choose from me, right, right, you like, choose some steak and spit it out, can you do that in the vegan? Nah, vegan is like a religion I can't. Can you talk about like a wine tasting? Yeah, yo, yo, you feel me. You ain't really eating it though. Yo, you feel me. Yeah, you feel it. It's exciting. Yeah, like, when you, when you, when you miss that shit, you feel like you're not, not, not, it's a cooch, eat me. There's a girl eat me, she's a creature. Damn you, I'm not the one. Yeah, I said the same. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, fucking crap. Yeah, bro, it gotta be a cheap way of running that shit. You get like a cheap day, do you? Oh, I'm cheating. Oh, black man, don't cheat on nothing. I'm in the background eating fucking burgers. We cheat on our tests. We cheat on them. Stickers on the front of our cars. I'm fucking making stickers. Yeah, my figures still say 2020. Damn, what happened? Yo, you're in 2020. We all have a lot of money. Fuck them stickers. Yo, you're going to get alcohol. I didn't even get sick during COVID. Yo, I got alcohol. I had to try to rub it too much on your face. I was like I was bored and shit. My man's like yo, yo, let's pull up. We Ha ha. My second hand only adjusted me. Second hand, we adjusted me. Then took money to eat meat and you eat the pussy. You indirectly Cuz. Then, of course, the what a vegan John's that, ah right, he wants. He said there, you go Drinking tequila earlier swap. Yeah, I remember that shit. Oh, I was out of leadership. I also thought like Kobe got in your throat and then, like in fasted your body so to keep my throat, like well, clean while they will drink alcohol. I Feel like that's probably why. Didn't you see I've been around a whole bunch of people with cove that I never got that shit for I never. I know who gave me that shit. I gave me that shit. Money goes dying. He gave me a shit. I was. I was getting these guys use of crazy as hugs. Bro Cos, you give the most crazy as hugs if you see this shit. Or have you run a mission? Could not? I'm gonna forget. He hit you like Marlon, hey, guys for meal one day. Right, he was like yo, man, I want me to the store. Like all, right back, we have a story. Walk through the store, bro. He grabs all this shit. Don't encounter. It was like you grab that for me, what you mean the graded for me. Yeah, me want to the store. So I'll buy shit bro. No, I got three times. I'm off of no. He was already going to say but it's like he was following. Please let those steps. I was a coin. Yeah, it's like I miss an obvious. You use the name Scott. This is my little big in homes using the Jones that actually you know. I was an Oscar. Yeah, was. I had to go into that system living what you know? It's crazy. A lot of people out know that we want assistant living. Back then they was flexing in school. Oh, broke the shit. Now I want to say something about that. But my mom probably watch. But man. I think she uh, you know she did something for a pair of shoes one day. Oh yeah, had a money. I come back. She got the money. Oh, y'all hasn't talked about when the lights came on. That's all you heard. Niggas, we like at his house, we could be fucking ready one. Yeah, you hear that shit Like a runaway sleep. Call us. You really used to, was it mr Melvin? What the fuck was it me? Oh, mr Larry, it's always a Melvin or Larry is buying it. But even they married Melvin or Larry. You buy pussy, for he was the maintenance man. He was the maintenance man. My mom is in there, joe fixing Python, dropping play that shit. Hey, he's a funny as well. He's sorry Somewhat. I was crazy. My grandpa named Larry, so I believe that we're. You know I really be thinking about that shit. Yo, we like in this episode. So, with that being said, any thoughts for the audience. I I really appreciate y'all here. Come here, remember, subscribe, like, follow. This is gonna be on Apple podcast and the podcast is already on YouTube. It's gonna be good as time. All right. Also, rodney, we appreciate you not coming. Very black of you, bro, very black. Yeah right, good shit it's. It's not no more of the chairs. I think you're gonna say, damn, sure was gonna play high right here. But anyway, peace out, um, be safe. What was they say? Oh, I wish it.